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Holy fucking shit, I’m a stupid fucking cat.

Colby: “is that his dick?”

Colby: “is that his dick?”

Doctor Who from 1963 to present.

Doctor Who from 1963 to present.

Only in America…

Only in America…

If only they had impoverished cattle farmers from El Salvador in the background… Look it up.

If only they had impoverished cattle farmers from El Salvador in the background… Look it up.

I’m sorry everyone

I’m sorry everyone

Stumble upon. Solid. Gold

Stumble upon. Solid. Gold

A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
few drinks, gets in the mood but true to
his wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound
asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
He gets two aspirin and drops them into
her mouth.

Of course, she chokes but recovers and
asks, “What did you put in my mouth??”

He says, “Two aspirin”.

She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE”!!!

He says, “That’s what I wanted to hear.”

I know a certain young lady who WILL be making these very soon.